First Kiss?

What? Jacob told me last night he had his first kiss. Aren't you too young? What is happening? He told me Sophie C. kissed him on the playground at school. I told him it would be much cooler if he would wait next time until he's sixteen years old and can actually take her out on a date.

Marty gave him a high-5 and congratulated him. Oh well. I guess it could be worse. And he did pick a cute little girl.